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1.

"The only signature he needed was my fist. But with a pen in it. That I was... signing with."
- Captain Hammer

2.

"Wow, sarcasm, that's original."
- Dr. Horrible

3.

"If you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh."
- Dr. Horrible

4.

"The hammer is my penis."
- Captain Hammer

5.

"Look at my wrist! Gotta go."
- Dr. Horrible

6.

"Everything happens."
- Penny

7.

"I hold a PhD. in horribleness."
- Dr. Horrible

8.

'"The world is a mess, and I just... need to rule it."
- Dr. Horrible

9.

"I am just a few weeks away from a uh, real audible connection."
- Dr. Horrible

10.

"This must be what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal!"
- Captain Hammer

11.

"It's okay. Captain Hammer will save us."
- Penny

12.

Billy: I want to be an achiever... like Bad Horse.
Penny: The Thoroughbred of Sin?
Billy: I meant Gandhi.

13.

"This is so nice. I just might sleep with the same girl twice, they say it's better the second time, they say you get to do the weird stuff."
- Captain Hammer

14.

"Will you lend a caring hand, to shelter those who need it?"
- Penny

15.

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"
- Dr. Horrible

16.

"It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat. But you know who does that? Lassie. And she always gets a treat."
- Captain Hammer

17.

"Here lies everything. The world I wanted at my feet."
- Dr. Horrible

18.

"Now Dr. Horrible is here. To make you quake with fear."
- Dr. Horrible

19.

"Then I win, then I get everything I ever..."
- Dr. Horrible

20.

"So keep your head up, Billy buddy."
- Penny

21.

"Love your hair".
- Dr. Horrible (to Penny)

22.

"And she may cry, but her tears will dry, when I hand her the keys to a shiny, new Australia."
- Dr. Horrible

23.

"There's something horribly familiar about you."
- Captain Hammer (to Dr. Horrible)

24.

Penny: You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
Billy: No, I am. But they're a symptom. You're treating a symptom when the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, as they say, so my thinking is why not cut off the head?
Penny: Of the human race?

25.

"It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
- Captain Hammer

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27.

"It's gonna be bloody, head up Billy buddy."
- Dr. Horrible

28.

Dr. Horrible: I'm not gonna kill a little kid.
Moist: Smother an old lady.
Dr. Horrible: Do I even know you?

29.

"It's not about making money, it's about taking money."
- Dr. Horrible

30.

"Balls!"
- Dr. Horrible

31.

What a crazy random happenstance!
- Billy

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